Monday, August 9, 2010

Mr. Frog

So I had a conversation with a frog the other night that went much like this.

Me: Mr. Frog I like you and all, but see we have an issue here. You're on my door, and if I open it you're going to feel the need to come inside. So, I'm going to bang on the door to try to scare you away before I open it, and it would be in your best interest to move along.

Mr. Frog: I have been hopping around all day, and I have now decided to spend the night on your door. No amount of banging is going to convince me otherwise. You're just going to have to deal with it!

Me: Alright then look. I've got to open this door. We will have no problems as long as you stay outside, but if you so much as put a toe inside this house, I've got a bottle of Raid, and I know how to use it.

Mr. Frog: You're crazy lady! First off you're talking to a frog, and secondly, Raid is for dangerous critters what am I going to do hop you to death!

End of Conversation...

Yeah, I'm that pathetic, but it's ok.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

So What's Going On?

The short answer is not a whole lot. So why am I updating? I have no idea. It seems that people keep checking the blog though so I kind of feel guilty that I haven't updated in so very long. Well, that, and I was feeling a little nostalgic this morning as I read over some of my past posts. I miss seminary...a lot. I'm very stuck right now though. I don't think that I'll ever have the opportunity to go back again. So, I'm forging ahead, still looking for a job, still living at home, still just going through the everyday motions of life. The good news is that I do have another interview scheduled for Friday, and the position looks promising. Of course, there have been a few positions like that so I'm not holding my breath just trying to stay hopeful. I know that God has got all this craziness figured out, but as I've mentioned before, patience is not my strong suit especially when it means sitting at home for 9 months. Yep, I have officially been applying for jobs for 9 months. That is craziness! Oh well, it will happen...eventually.